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There is no such thing as an ugly woman.  ~
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.  ~Dave Barry

Women like silent men.  They think they're listening.  ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956

Sure God created man before woman.  But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.  ~

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.  ~Marianne Williamson, "A Woman's Worth"

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.  ~Bill Maher

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  ~Carrie Snow

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.  All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy.  Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.  ~Cindy Crawford

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.  ~Laurence J. Peter

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  ~

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.  ~Arnold Haultain

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult.  ~

Women are always beautiful.  ~

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.  ~Ellery Queen

Curve:  The loveliest distance between two points.  ~

Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~Nicole Hollander

Women get the last word in every argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  ~

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.  ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.  An optimist is a man who hopes they are.  ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.  ~Elizabeth Metcalf

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.  ~Madeleine K. Albright

A man's face is his autobiography.  A woman's face is her work of fiction.  ~Oscar Wilde

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.  In fact, I got married once on account of that.  ~Harold Robbins

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.  ~

Men get laid, but women get screwed.  ~

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.  ~Germaine Greer

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.  ~Ovid

Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish:  God Almighty made 'em to match the men.  

Women are like elephants to me.  I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.  ~W.C. Fields

Women really do rule the world.  They just haven't figured it out yet.  When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.  ~"

Ah, women.  They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.  ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.  ~George Meredith

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.  ~Cornelia Otis Skinner

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.  ~

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.  ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)

The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom.  ~

I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.  ~Ogden Nash

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.  Women go right on cooking.  ~Gail Sheehy

The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams.  ~Simone de Beauvoir

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.  ~Author Unknown

Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.

They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation. 

A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.  ~Edgar Wallace

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.  ~

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.  ~Aristotle Onassis

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.  ~Brendan Francis

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.  

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women

Shakespeare Best Quotes From Romeo And Juliet Love To Be Or Not To Be Tumblr Wallpaper Hamlet On Life Tattoos Macbeth About Women